today i saw a black woman and her son (not that their colour matters or anything :)) in poundland buying things for a pound. this kid picks up a halloween leftover plastic sword and begins to initiate a duel with his mum's leg. and she's like STOP IT, JUST STOP IT, YOU'RE SHOWING ME UP AGAIN and she's looking around as though other parents are feeling her anguish but they are not they are thinking what i am thinking: you're showing yourself up u silly cow. and then she slapped him right across the arm!!! that's when i thought "enough is enough. i'm calling childline!"